Top Ten Reasons Why Men Shouldn't Have Me as Their Girlfriend

#10.  I am not lady-like. I kick ass. Seriously. Lol
         Malakas ako manuntok. At hindi basta basta suntok, yun tipong mapapamura ka talaga at mababadtrip ka dahil babae ang nakagawa non sayo. Hehe. Sige, try mo gumanti! B-A-D-I-N-G! :)))) Ganyan lang talaga ko maglambing. :"> Nanununtok nga pala ako ng wala wala lang. Hehe

#9. No month-saries, week-saries or day-saries chuvaness.
         Like duhhh??? Not even existing in the English dictionary! Yes. Heard it right. Ayoko ng mga kadiring celebrations every month or every week! Hell no daily!!! Pwede ba???? Kung sino man ang nakaisip ng mga kacheapang to eh kayo kayo nalang! Pshhh. If I know negosyante nakaisip nito! Or yung mga batang malalanding di umaabot ng anniversary ang relasyon. Tsktsk. Nakakastress! Imagine? Sobrang gastos nyan at sobrang clingy-type kasi diba required kayo na magcelebrate. Di rin ako yung ma-bear o ma-flowers. Chocolates siguro pwede, pero dapat dark. Hayyy. Oh well, kanya kanya nga namang trip yan pero yun nga..not my type.

#8. I am not into PDA.
          Yes. The Public Display of Affection. Nakakairita lang! Di ko lang masikmura ang sarili ko na kinasusuklaman ko kasi nasusuklam ako sa mga gumaganito. Yung mga couple shirts, mugs, umbrella, tsinelas, tootbrush, toys, screwdrivers, utensils, knives, molos at kung anek anek pang merchandise.. KADIRI LANG! Nuff said.


#7. I am very vocal. I am fluent in sarcasm and profanity.
            Sorry. I couldn't help it. This is how I really am. If I am not talking then it's a bigger problem for you to handle.  Simple lang, dapat wag kang tatanga-tanga at di ka balat-sibuyas :) Sometimes kasi (joke, most of the time 'to) this is how I make connection with people. If I get to use foul words to them, then I feel comfortable already. Ibig sabihin, feeling ko, close na tayo! :D

#6  I eat like a construction worker. Lels~
               Oh baket???? At least honest diba? HAHAHA. :))))  At hindi lang pala ko basta basta kumakain, pihikan ako sa pagkain. Sobrang moody lang ng panlasa ko. At kung ano gusto ko, dapat masusunod. Hehe. Yan ang sikreto kaya di ako manaba. Ang arteh ko kasi! :P

#5 Just mentioned in #6: MAARTE AKO.
                Normal naman ata sa babae yun. Pero I make sure naman na binabagayan yung kaartehan ko. Sa pagkain? Forever na yun siguro. Di naman ako ma-make up, sakto lang. Di ako ganun ka-vain. Hmmm...Pano bang maarte? Basta. Hahaha. Napaka abstract pala ng kaartehan! Lol

#4 I've got crazy ideas and impulsive wants/cravings.
                 Kadikit siguro to nung #5. Hehe. I've got demands that must be met. Oo. Puro kaartehan lang din. HAHAHAHAHA. Basta kung ano lang maisipan ko, syempre dapat masakyan ang trip ko. >:)) Depende, for example gusto ko bigla makakita ng elepante or maglaro ng chinese garter. Ganong ka-extremes. As in. Depende sa topak ko. Lol :))))

#3 SELOSA AKO. SOBRA.
                   I think every girl has insecurities naman. Well, as for me, ayoko lang talaga ng ganitong pakiramdam kasi sobrang low ng self-esteem ko. IKR? HAHAHAHA. Ang yabang ko lang tapos biglang sabing low self-esteem? Waw! HAHA. Seryoso. Basta, I have so many issues about my self na pag may ganitong involve na feeling sobrang affected talaga ko. Di pa naman ako papatay! Pero ewan ko lang din..Haha. Pero yung talagang dadamdamin ko and mababawasan ako ng kumpyasa lalo sa sarili.

#2 When you got me, #s 10, 8 and 7 will somehow be out of my mind already. Lels~              
                    Definitely love is blind. Lol. If the intensity of the feelings will be greater, then the mentioned numbers above will surely be disregarded. By whom? By me. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Eh ganon talaga? Ano? Forever akong masama? Di ba pwedeng maglambing din? Malambing naman ako eh. Pramis! :"> Proven yan. :P

#1 I am not really looking for a boyfriend. 
                      I am a self-claimed hopeless-romantic. That's why I don't celebrate month-saries and the like. I am not the short-term type. I  am waiting for my true love. Ge ge. Pagtawanan mo ko pero yan ang totoo. I don't want to be just anybody's girlfriend. I want to be someone else's destiny. Haha. Kapal ko ba? Syempre no? Kasi I make sure that when I found the person, I will give him everything the best I can. Mahirap talaga ko i-please, that's a fact. But once you did, jackpot ka naman! I hope I made my points clear. Bow. Haha. ^___^